In an effort to rid the internet of cats, Google has announced that they will begin penalizing sites that contain images, content and videos of animals that have cat-like features. While a specific list of cat-like features hasn’t been released yet, it can be confirmed by the Striventa Research Team that websites that contain the following are being penalized:
Cat-Like Animals Attacking Innocent Children
Cat-Like Animals that have a Superiority Complex
Cat-Like Animals that Would be a Good Pet for Satan
The story is still developing and the Striventa Research Team will keep you updated throughout the day today.